*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*
(via pizza)
What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets
me on a monday morning
I laughed myself to tears
That’s a disagreeable leg indeed
(Source: omnomnominator)
fucking mattresses how they do work
FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”